The End of the Lampooniverse?

It was recently pointed out to me by my fan (Hey! Thanks for writing keep in touch), that I haven't written anything in a long, long while. The reasons for this are two fold (meaning you can fold them twice and get a reason that's four times as thick! What a reason!). First, I found that it was much more fun to find ridiculous things in the beloved Daily Universe and make fun of them. Second, (and this reasons saddens me so very, very much), there just haven't been very many things to make fun of. It's true.

There is a turn over of new journalism student every semester and it seems that the current crop is a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed group of presentable students because there doesn't seem to be a discernable error to be found. Sigh. But if something should present itself, you, my fan, will be the first to know. And I'll probably send it to you in an email, just to make sure that you can still think I'm clever.

Cheers.